Hello all,

Well I have five followers now don't I feel all special = D. All right well I don't have anything other to say so let's get to work. (oh wait I do have one thing to say .... Alex I'm going to beat you up). Now off to work.
Well as we know Jess's mom is planning a trip to go see her father but she doesn't want to go because she would be away from her secret boyfriend Fred. Now a day before they're supposed to leave (which is also the day that Jess found out about the trip) Fred invites her to go to Riverdene (remember the concert that's kinda like Woodstock but cleaner with less drugs) well Jess hatches a plan to get her mom (or mum as she says) to delay the trip a little so she can go to Riverdene with "a group of friends". Now she said it was Flora's idea to go but her mom isn't quite believeing her so she rings Flora's mom but luckily she wasn't able to get on the phone at that time so she said she would call back in five minutes. That gave Jess barely enough time to go up to her room and text Flora about her plan, and five minutes later when Jess's mom calls again she gets her a** saved by Flora's mom and her mom believes her finally. So the next morning (day they're supposed to be leaving) Fred's mom calls up Jess's mom to ask if they wanted them to take one or two tents to Riverdene and of course Jess's mom is furious it was Fred who she would just be going with instead of a group and Flora.
Well finally they leave and Jess is going to keep in touch with Fred via mail and text. The first place they visit on their way to visit Jess's dad is to see a sculpture of a (I kid you not) naked man. Now her mom calls it a "Cerne Abbas Giant", now tell me this how would you feel if your mom took you to see a big sculpture of a naked man?(Alex would probably like it haha) Jess felt complete embarrassment. After that they went to a little cafe where her mom was throwing herself at this waiter (is it just me or is that screaming man problems?) and including Jess in the embarrassing conversation. That is just making Jess sulk even further into her depressing attitude about the whole trip.

Ok I think i'll stop there for a second but I'd just like to say something. Jess hasn't even been with this guy for a complete month and she's already "heads over heels" in love with him. I think Jess's mom does have reason to be concerned.